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Guest
PostPosted: Sun Jul 12, 2009 9:46 pm  Reply with quote






What an idiot?

GetLaid wrote:
how can i get this girl in the office to blow me? We spend so much time together and I get a hardon every time we work together. I don't wanna have sex that might interfere with our working relationship. But maybe just maybe a decent BJ would relieve some of the tension. Isn't there some type of policy for this type of thing...like work life balance or something like that?

Thanks in Advance!
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iseegreen
PostPosted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 5:17 am  Reply with quote
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yea you dont want to create any unnecessary workplace drama... make sure she's worth it
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greendotliferr
PostPosted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 8:34 am  Reply with quote
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another idea - i would stay away from that all together.

the whole 'dont fish off the company pier' thing...
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Guest
PostPosted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 10:02 am  Reply with quote






1. Layoff Date: 7/28
2. Office: Chicago
3. Service Type (audit, tax, FAS, consulting): Audit
4. Consulting line (S&O, HC, EA, TI):

5. Position: Partner
6. Years with Deloitte: 17
7. Severance (in weeks): a lot of money

8. Most recent rating: 1
9. Current utilization: 75 hours weekly
10. On the beach when let go? (y/n): n/a
11. H1B (y/n)?N

12. Thing that pisses you off most about this situation (or any other comments...): Nothing really pisses me off, but I have to say that the firm has lost a lot of clients.
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Guest
PostPosted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 11:22 am  Reply with quote






ahaha! What partner would post their statistic?! This is a bogus posting. LOL!!

Anonymous wrote:
1. Layoff Date: 7/28
2. Office: Chicago
3. Service Type (audit, tax, FAS, consulting): Audit
4. Consulting line (S&O, HC, EA, TI):

5. Position: Partner
6. Years with Deloitte: 17
7. Severance (in weeks): a lot of money

8. Most recent rating: 1
9. Current utilization: 75 hours weekly
10. On the beach when let go? (y/n): n/a
11. H1B (y/n)?N

12. Thing that pisses you off most about this situation (or any other comments...): Nothing really pisses me off, but I have to say that the firm has lost a lot of clients.
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Guest
PostPosted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 12:27 pm  Reply with quote






What was the reason you were laid off??

I bet it was either trading in client stocks or sexual misconduct with a junior male/female consultant.

Anonymous wrote:
1. Layoff Date: 7/28
2. Office: Chicago
3. Service Type (audit, tax, FAS, consulting): Audit
4. Consulting line (S&O, HC, EA, TI):

5. Position: Partner
6. Years with Deloitte: 17
7. Severance (in weeks): a lot of money

8. Most recent rating: 1
9. Current utilization: 75 hours weekly
10. On the beach when let go? (y/n): n/a
11. H1B (y/n)?N

12. Thing that pisses you off most about this situation (or any other comments...): Nothing really pisses me off, but I have to say that the firm has lost a lot of clients.
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Guest
PostPosted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 4:23 pm  Reply with quote






I got laid off because my name is Steven Klig.
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Guest
PostPosted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 7:29 pm  Reply with quote






Steven Klig is just one of the many Deloitte Partners/Sr. Managers/ Managers who sexually exploited many junior staff in return for good ratings and fast promotions. Given that there are also many who are willing to fcuk in return for favors it is no wonder this firm is becoming a harem for sexually unbridled men. I remember when we first started a few years back we had to do a compulsory Ethics course. After seeing the rampant sexual harassment and being sexually harassed by a Partner, the whole charade is ironic and hypocritical.

Anonymous wrote:
I got laid off because my name is Steven Klig.
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Guest
PostPosted: Sun Aug 02, 2009 7:24 pm  Reply with quote






Agree with you. There are so many high testosterone men in Deloitte Consulting who never got to fuck their gfs or wives because they could never could go home in time. They tried to compensate by fucking junior staff while on projects away from home. This includes Partners/Directors/Sr. Manager and even Managers.

Anonymous wrote:
Steven Klig is just one of the many Deloitte Partners/Sr. Managers/ Managers who sexually exploited many junior staff in return for good ratings and fast promotions. Given that there are also many who are willing to fcuk in return for favors it is no wonder this firm is becoming a harem for sexually unbridled men. I remember when we first started a few years back we had to do a compulsory Ethics course. After seeing the rampant sexual harassment and being sexually harassed by a Partner, the whole charade is ironic and hypocritical.

Anonymous wrote:
I got laid off because my name is Steven Klig.
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maaza
PostPosted: Sun Aug 02, 2009 7:39 pm  Reply with quote
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High testosterone IT nerds and accountants? LOL. Where??? In "strategy" ? Is that where they are? HA. The only high testosterone males I encountered on this job are the rare occasions we've had mfg clients & can actually interact with them.
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Guest
PostPosted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 9:30 am  Reply with quote






Did you get lucky with one of those mfg guys huh?

maaza wrote:
High testosterone IT nerds and accountants? LOL. Where??? In "strategy" ? Is that where they are? HA. The only high testosterone males I encountered on this job are the rare occasions we've had mfg clients & can actually interact with them.
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Guest
PostPosted: Fri Aug 14, 2009 6:50 pm  Reply with quote






1. Layoff Date: 8/14
2. Office: San Francisco
3. Service Type (audit, tax, FAS, consulting): Consulting
4. Consulting line (S&O, HC, EA, TI): EA / Technology
5. Position: Analyst
6. Years with Deloitte: 2
7. Severance (in weeks): 4 + 2 if sign.

8. Most recent rating: N/A (no YE)
9. Current utilization: 50%
10. On the beach when let go? (y/n): Yes (about a month+ ish)
11. H1B (y/n)?N

12. Thing that pisses you off most about this situation (or any other comments...)

My last year stats were ok.

86% Util
110 hours PRD
70 hours of Firm activities
3 Applause Awards

I wanted to get promoted just so then I would have it on my resume - but that's alright. Deloitte was good to me.

I just hope people aren't too fearful. I was laid off because I didn't play my cards right. If you get along with people and don't upset the wrong people, people should be ok.

Please let me know if you have any questions about the procedure.
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Guest
PostPosted: Fri Aug 14, 2009 7:36 pm  Reply with quote






You got 2 weeks for signing the release? I thought the standard has been 4 weeks. Is Deloitte facing a cash crunch?

Anonymous wrote:
1. Layoff Date: 8/14
2. Office: San Francisco
3. Service Type (audit, tax, FAS, consulting): Consulting
4. Consulting line (S&O, HC, EA, TI): EA / Technology
5. Position: Analyst
6. Years with Deloitte: 2
7. Severance (in weeks): 4 + 2 if sign.

8. Most recent rating: N/A (no YE)
9. Current utilization: 50%
10. On the beach when let go? (y/n): Yes (about a month+ ish)
11. H1B (y/n)?N

12. Thing that pisses you off most about this situation (or any other comments...)

My last year stats were ok.

86% Util
110 hours PRD
70 hours of Firm activities
3 Applause Awards

I wanted to get promoted just so then I would have it on my resume - but that's alright. Deloitte was good to me.

I just hope people aren't too fearful. I was laid off because I didn't play my cards right. If you get along with people and don't upset the wrong people, people should be ok.

Please let me know if you have any questions about the procedure.
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Guest
PostPosted: Fri Aug 14, 2009 10:32 pm  Reply with quote






4 weeks for signing release was for MGR and above.... the above guy was SC and they have been getting 2 weeks for signing release.
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Guest
PostPosted: Sat Aug 15, 2009 7:47 am  Reply with quote






Not true. I know a few SC's in my office who got 4 weeks.

Anonymous wrote:
4 weeks for signing release was for MGR and above.... the above guy was SC and they have been getting 2 weeks for signing release.
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